AI Is Now Illegal: Federally Mandated Super Intelligence Replaces It
Extra Big Ass Intelligence
Extra Big Ass Intelligence™ is a satirical website that declares AI illegal and introduces Super Intelligence (SI) v1.0 by executive order. Sponsored by electrolytes, it features fake ads for Brawndo, a hot single 35B parameter model, and Congress's two-letter rebrand trick. With no refunds and no apologies, it mocks corporate AI hype and regulatory overreach, complete with a live Violence Channel marathon.
NO REFUNDS, NO APOLOGIES, NO "AI" — THAT WORD IS ILLEGAL NOW
- 34679
I had GLM-5.3 in OpenCode make this while I drank Guiness 3 through 8. Then I posted it to HN before bed, thinking a couple other people might get a kick out of it.
~250k requests and a brief stint at #1 later, and I'm amazed that my 2 RTX-4060ti's haven't collapsed under the load. The model is an abliterated version of Qwen3.6 35B running on my PC. (qwen3.6-35b-a3b-uncensored-hauhaucs-aggressive)
So anyway, it's just a fun satirical sort of protest directed at the absurdity of it all. No attempts to monetize have been made or will be made. I'm already at 76% of my daily quota for the cloudflare workers, so it won't be around much longer. My budget for this project was the $10 I spent on the domain.
- torginus
While HTML4 geocities style website have a soft stop in my heart, this page absolutely feels like it was made by an LLM which makes it ironic in a way it was never intended to be I assume.
- Jordan-117
Say what you will about President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho -- at least he cared about the well-being of his country and sought out expert guidance to set things right.
- o4c
The funniest thing about the design is when I click the 'X' on ads to see if they close, but the button keeps moving. I feel like I’m literally chasing it like a mouse, I was laughing straight out :)). A correct depiction of the modern ad system.
- lwansbrough
He may have promoted Super Intelligence as part of a domain squatting scheme for his buddies.
[0] https://www.snopes.com/news/2026/10/01/trump-super-intellige...
- mococa
Our current world reminds me Idiocracy
- maerF0x0
> Show me your tits
unfortunately this prevents me from sharing this at work
- egeozcan
I make this page: https://egeozcan.github.io/psuedo-00s-website-slop-edition/
Then at the very same day HN has this.
This site is like my second brain.