FOAAS: A RESTful API for Telling People to Fuck Off

Fuck Off as a Service (Foaas)

FOAAS (Fuck Off As A Service) is a modern, RESTful, scalable solution to the common problem of telling people to fuck off. It offers a wide range of operations, from simple insults to elaborate Shakespearean curses, with content negotiation supporting plain text, JSON, JSONP, HTML, and XML. Each endpoint returns a personalized message based on URL parameters, making it a humorous yet practical tool for developers.

Absolutely fucking Not, :company, No Fucking Way! - :from
  1. jwilk

    Discussed in 2013:

    https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=6069353 (105 comments)

    Sadly the original domain has been usurped.

  2. mekanics-2

    I feel like in the AI era, you should support the "Accept: text/markdown" header.

  3. joss82

    I really like the minimalistic style. Very good and to the point.

    https://foaas.io/legend/foass.io/joss82

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