Linux Script "Ram Altman" Emails Sam Altman Your Unused RAM Every Day

RAM Altman: Linux Script Emails Sam Altman Daily How Much Unused RAM in Your PC

Linux Script "Ram Altman" Emails Sam Altman Your Unused RAM Every Day

After Sam Altman said OpenAI's RAM needs outweigh consumer electronics, open-source developer Iain Kay built a BASH script that reports idle memory to Altman's inbox. When more than 10% of a machine's RAM sits unused, it fires off a sarcastic template — "Hoarding responsibly, A concerned RAM owner." Email is off by default to avoid mail-spoofing or DoS abuse, and a --dry-run flag previews messages locally. The FAQ is merciless.

Please don't be alarmed, but there is 8.6 GiB of RAM on my desk that isn't in a data centre. That's 56.2% of what's installed here, and as far as I can tell it has no plans today.
  1. mindwok

    IMO his comments are blown way out of proportion. He says "from a global allocation perspective" it's better to have RAM in the cloud where it can be used much more efficiently. I think there's an argument to be made that this is more than just economics to most people, it's about ownership and freedom, but he's clearly just talking economics.

  2. bstsb

    the ridiculous "no ad blocker" full-screen modal that's unclosable led me down a rabbit hole there - turns out there's some obfuscated script from "Ad Shield" which replaces the whole site with an iframe if you dare to block their domain, "html-load.com", which proxies ad networks.

    fortunately one can just run debugger; to stop it early

  3. Tiberium

    Dupe? https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=50414839

  4. e2le

    I would hesitate to say the memory used by the filesystem cache is unused.

  5. badgersnake

    I didn’t think we’d get to the point where all compute is headed for the data centre and normal people don’t get to have anything bigger than a phone but here we are.

  6. ChrisArchitect

    [dupe] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=50412766

  7. rvz

    Just what is the point?

  8. ErroneousBosh

    I have no unused RAM; if any shows up I spin up some nested Alpine VMs. I got 20 layers deep the other day.

    Fucking Cry Harder, AI bros.

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