Stwipe acquires OpenWouter: one Dutch man, one API
Stwipe, Inc. has entered a definitive agreement to acquire OpenWouter B.V., a company whose sole asset is a Dutch man named Wouter. Terms are undisclosed; Wouter described them as "fine." The transaction is expected to close by 17:00 CET, because after that Wouter is unavailable. Stwipe's API returns 200 OK on every request; Wouter says no professionally. The acquisition is satire.
We simply consolidated harder than anyone believed possible.
- irl_zebra
{
"ok": false,
"model": "wouter-1",
"wouter": "Nee.",
"reason": "Wouter is on holiday. He told you about this in March.",
"wouter_status": "on_holiday",
"tokens_read": 0
}
This is just fantastic.
- JSR_FDED
Integration roadmap.
DAY 60
We propose a standing Monday sync.
DAY 61
There is no standing Monday sync.
This is going to be a reverse acquisition where Wouter ends up running Stwipe.
- dgrin91
Hilarious. I have subscribed and put it in production already.
One (actual) suggestion - the marquee at the top scrolls a little fast and I can't really read it. Make it a little slower. I asked OpenWouter to do it, but it said nee.