Stwipe acquires OpenWouter: one Dutch man, one API

Stwipe, Inc. has entered a definitive agreement to acquire OpenWouter B.V., a company whose sole asset is a Dutch man named Wouter. Terms are undisclosed; Wouter described them as "fine." The transaction is expected to close by 17:00 CET, because after that Wouter is unavailable. Stwipe's API returns 200 OK on every request; Wouter says no professionally. The acquisition is satire.

We simply consolidated harder than anyone believed possible.
  1. irl_zebra

    {

    "ok": false,

    "model": "wouter-1",

    "wouter": "Nee.",

    "reason": "Wouter is on holiday. He told you about this in March.",

    "wouter_status": "on_holiday",

    "tokens_read": 0

    }

    This is just fantastic.

  2. JSR_FDED

    Integration roadmap.

    DAY 60

    We propose a standing Monday sync.

    DAY 61

    There is no standing Monday sync.

    This is going to be a reverse acquisition where Wouter ends up running Stwipe.

  3. dgrin91

    Hilarious. I have subscribed and put it in production already.

    One (actual) suggestion - the marquee at the top scrolls a little fast and I can't really read it. Make it a little slower. I asked OpenWouter to do it, but it said nee.

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