Stwipe acquires OpenWouter: one Dutch man, one API

Stwipe, Inc. has entered a definitive agreement to acquire OpenWouter B.V., a company whose sole asset is a Dutch man named Wouter. Terms are undisclosed; Wouter described them as "fine." The transaction is expected to close by 17:00 CET, because after that Wouter is unavailable. Stwipe's API returns 200 OK on every request; Wouter says no professionally. The acquisition is satire.