Every Fucking Website — Slop Edition
Every fucking website: 2026 edition
A satirical take on the modern web, this page skewers the cookie-cutter design of startup sites: serif fonts, random italics, em dashes, and the ubiquitous "Trusted by" logos from the same YC cohort. It also warns against running `curl -fsSL install.sh | sh`, highlighting the dangers of blindly executing scripts.
You know the drill: instrument serif, random italicised text, and the load-bearing cornerstone that bites — the em dash.
- tripdout
This is almost exactly this website [0] which is also on the frontpage of HN. Wow.
- addandsubtract
It's missing the captcha that fails to load and then makes you retry three times.
- m132
It's not a Claude generated website without at least one `backdrop-filter: blur(1000px)` element that slows older machines to a crawl