Don't Use Your Phone While You Poop

In a world of constant digital stimulation, the humble bathroom break offers a rare chance for quiet reflection. This piece argues that scrolling on the toilet robs us of a natural, built-in opportunity to let our minds wander, consolidate memories, and process emotions. It's a playful yet persuasive case for embracing boredom and giving your brain a break—plus a warning about the literal crap you're bringing into the bathroom with you.