A Satirical Script Depicting a Corporate Layoff Call for AI Agents
Severance
I present a fictional transcript of a video call where Mark and Christine inform a team of AI agents about a sudden workforce reduction. The dialogue satirizes corporate speak as the team is told to shut down due to macroeconomic pressures, receiving tokens and grief counseling prompts from ThriveFlow as their severance package. The scene highlights the absurdity of applying human HR protocols to artificial intelligence.
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