Slopfix: We Charge $10k a Week to Delete AI-Generated Code

We charge $10k a week to delete AI-generated code

I run Slopfix, a service where three senior engineers spend one week refactoring your AI-generated codebase. We analyze your project for free, then commit to a specific line reduction target. You only pay proportionally to the results we deliver, ensuring you get a cleaner, maintainable system with a two-week warranty. We use tools like Claude Code, but human expertise always leads the way.

"Yes, we use Claude Code too. On a very short leash. The difference is thirty years of combined experience about what maintainable code looks like, and the agent doesn't get a vote."